Humorous Wedding Speech for a Groom in Sales :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Groom in SalesGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Today, Id like to constrict this opportunity to pay tribute to a man who personifies intelligence, ambition, tact, generosity, and integrity. But it is Johns wedding so its only fair that I talk most him as well. LaughterNow, I only met John a few years ago at university, meaning that Ive had to rely on him perhaps more than I would have liked to get the details of his past. But apparently, the young John Cervoni was an exceptionally gifted child. After publishing his first tonic at 15, John tells me that his English teacher was left in tears when he opted for the Sciences at A Level. He then reluctantly turned overpower offers from Harvard and Stanford, in order to study at that other great beacon of learning State University. But between leaving school and going to State, where I met John, I can only assume that something far too terrible to enquire about must have happened to transform him into th e mediocre bum that I know. While at State U. John spent so much time skipping lectures they almost changed his degree to home economics. And when he left, his head of department gave him this refer Any company who gets Mr. Cervoni to work for them will be very lucky indeed. So not surprisingly, John has done absolutely nothing to wait on with the planning of this wedding. At one stage, Melissa got so desperate for help she had me search him for a socket. She wondered if maybe she had to plug him in. Believe it or not, I wasnt Johns only friend at university. LaughterJohn developed a confining relationship with an African exchange student, named Chimaka. Their relationship was close in the sense that John admired Chimakas essay writing abilities and John was kindly always on hand to help Chimaka tidy up his written English. Now Chimaka, whos father was a tribal elder in Chimakaya and whos village had donated money to send Chimaka to England, was rather shocked to let himself ca lled into the Dean of Faculties office one morning to explain similarities in his essay to those of John. Two hours later, finding Chimaka on his doorstep threatening suicide, or murder, Johns future skills as a salesman came into play. Quoting statistical probability, quantum mechanics and astrology with a straight face, John managed to save both university careers.